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DON’T

How many times have I found myself staring at the emergency brake in the subway wondering what would happen if I’d pull that down. My mind ignited by the possibility of doing something forbidden as all emergency brakes have a big ‘Do Not Pull The Emergency Brake!’ standing right next to them. And I bet …

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BRUTTI E CATTIVI

I don’t get jokes. Ever, and it’s not a joke, and it’s not funny, trust me, it’s HORRIBLE. Every time someone comes to me, phone in hand, saying something like ‘HAHA LOOK AT THIS!’ I get super nervous ‘cause I know that it’s never gonna make me laugh and socially that’s terrible. ‘Cause I become the grumpy …

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MIDNIGHT IN PARIS

So, it’s a well known truth that we always think that what was in the past was so much better. Can you believe our parents lived through the best years of Rock’n Roll? – When you compare Katy Perry, Justin Bieber and YES! sorry if I say so, but even Rihanna to legends such as …

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CALL ME BY YOUR NAME

Today I’m gonna tell you about that one time I met Call Me by Your Name’s renowned director Luca Guadagnino. It was one of those gloomy days of Spring that look like Autumn. I had just had dinner at a Vegan place that I found delicious (got back afterwards it sucked… HOW IS THAT EVEN …

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